Saturday, February 4, 2012

White People Do Church Like This, But Black People Do Church Like This

Christian comedian (and schlubby dresser--Seriously, Rich, get in touch with Marck Driscoll or something) Rich Praytor helpfully explains how you can tell if you're attending a White Church or a Black Church. Is it weird that they focus on the black audience members laughing in this mostly white audience as Praytor makes fun of black preachers? Or is that pretty standard? Also, he's better than Dane Cook.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Pastor Mike Tells You When You Can Pray

Rams fan and casual dresser Pastor Mike sings a helpful song about when and where it's appropriate to pray. So where can you pray then, Pastor Mike?

laying in the tub
riding on the bus
hanging at your locker
wherever you like!

See? Helpful!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Louie Giglio Proves that God Exists

Pastor Louie Giglio proves God's existence by showing us a picture of a protein (laminin) shaped like a cross. Wait...what? It looks more like a Kokopelli to me. Pastor Giglio's subtly distressed jeans and untucked dress shirt add a touch of casual class to this pretty tacky argument.

(Found at Friendly Atheist.)

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Perry Noble Angers Religous People

Preacher Perry Noble openly mocks interpretive dancing in church, a form of sincere religious devotion, so I don't feel bad openly mocking this ridiculously ornate cross t-shirt he's wearing with some kind of hipster sports coat or something. I don't know. You're usually a pretty snazzy dresser, pastor Noble, but this combo makes you look like a doofus.

I don't care if you do play AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" at church on Easter Sunday just to piss off old people (something Jesus totally loved to do probably), your t-shirt should be black, and it should have a skull or a tiger or something on it if you want to reach today's hyper-masculine youth culture. Just some advice.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Rod Wilson - "Can't Stop Rockin'"

Christian rockers are the original Preachers Wearing T-Shirts. In this video from 1988, Rod Wilson is sporting a rare vintage red wife-beater.

(Found at Christian Nightmares.)

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Pastor Mark Driscoll Hates Avatar for Jesus

Pastor Mark Driscoll calls Avatar "the most demonic, satanic film" he's every seen. I guess Christians don't like blue things. Look at that tight-ass distressed button up, though. And what's the patch say, Mark? Probably something wicked cool.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Pastor Todd Bentley Begs God for His Liquid Love

Todd Bentley rocks his trademark black t-shirt and chain while God's "liquid love" heals an "inoperatable brain cancer."

If you want to know more about this video, read past the jump. If you're just hear for fun, move along. This'll seriously ruin your day.