Clash Church Pastor Doug Giles

Clash Church pastor Doug Giles uses alliteration, attitude, and pop culture references to put forth his theory that Jesus Christ and his disciples "had game." He also calls his audience "Christian," "senorita," "sweetie," and "dinky," showing he has a very clear understanding of his audience's unique mixture of kinks. You can also see his nipples if you look really hard.

Most importantly, he's rocking a sweet fitted tee with reading glasses hanging from the collar. Rock on, Pastor Giles. You're our inaugural Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt.