Perry Noble Angers Religous People

Preacher Perry Noble openly mocks interpretive dancing in church, a form of sincere religious devotion, so I don't feel bad openly mocking this ridiculously ornate cross t-shirt he's wearing with some kind of hipster sports coat or something. I don't know. You're usually a pretty snazzy dresser, pastor Noble, but this combo makes you look like a doofus.

I don't care if you do play AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" at church on Easter Sunday just to piss off old people (something Jesus totally loved to do probably), your t-shirt should be black, and it should have a skull or a tiger or something on it if you want to reach today's hyper-masculine youth culture. Just some advice.

NewSpring Church Pastor Perry Noble

Pastor Perry Noble declares, "You making me your idol is one of the most dangerous things you can ever do" while standing in front of a drum kit and wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt, which makes him our totally bad ass rock star Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt for today.