John Crowder - Tempted by Bliss

Sons of Thunder's John Crowder asks, "how would you like for your greatest temptation to be to get absolutely jacked up on Jesus Christ?" I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty creepy, John Crowder. Nevertheless, you're wearing a t-shirt and you're preaching, which qualifies you to be today's Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt.

NewSpring Church Pastor Perry Noble

Pastor Perry Noble declares, "You making me your idol is one of the most dangerous things you can ever do" while standing in front of a drum kit and wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt, which makes him our totally bad ass rock star Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt for today.

Mars Hill Church Pastor Mark Driscoll

Pastor Mark Driscoll describes the concept of a spank bank to church women while wearing a sweet-ass vest over a black t-shirt and crucifix. And is that the slightest inkling of a fauxhawk I see? Mark Driscoll, you're today's Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt.

Pastor Ed Young on Landing Jets

Totally positive Pastor Ed Young describes landing his private jet while sporting a very snazzy stripped tee. Very classy, Ed Young. You're today's Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt.

Todd Bentley Introduces His New Wife

Todd Bentley assures his critics that God has made him pay for abandoning his family while he shows off his super hot new wife and spooky cool black tee. That's pretty bold, dog, which is why you're today's Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt.

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Clash Church Pastor Doug Giles

Clash Church pastor Doug Giles uses alliteration, attitude, and pop culture references to put forth his theory that Jesus Christ and his disciples "had game." He also calls his audience "Christian," "senorita," "sweetie," and "dinky," showing he has a very clear understanding of his audience's unique mixture of kinks. You can also see his nipples if you look really hard.

Most importantly, he's rocking a sweet fitted tee with reading glasses hanging from the collar. Rock on, Pastor Giles. You're our inaugural Preacher Wearing a T-Shirt.